Introducing: Goblins University

Nobody teaches us how to date- especially online. So most people just wing it, get frustrated, and end up sabotaging themselves.

The truth is: you can’t fix what you don’t know. So we built Goblins University to say the things no one ever says out loud and give you the tools to actually fix them.

Goblins University is blunt, funny, and sometimes a little uncomfy… think tough-love advice from a big sister. You’ll see why your profile might be quietly repelling people, why getting a reply (let alone a second date) feels impossible, and even how to talk dirty to someone without giving them the ick— plus tons of practical tips to make dating feel a whole lot easier.

And if you’re wondering, “what the heck is a Goblin?”

That’s the energy we've infused throughout Goblins U, because pretending to love hiking on your profile is cliché and ineffective.

Got questions? Email me at University@LikeGoblins.com. If it’s big, it might even inspire a session!

What's Included In Goblins University?

📸 Photo tips & tricks

💌 The Art of the Message

🪓Tough Love Basics

💞 Love Languages (and why they matter)

🍕 Ace the First Date

🪞Making a Good Profile

🤝 Meeting People IRL

🧩 Attachment Styles (and how they can make or break relationships)

🚩 Sneaky Red Flags You Might Be Waving

💔 Navigating Rejection

📕 A Rolodex of Dating Don’ts

✨ Compliments & Appreciation (To be loved is to be seen)

📡 Making Long Distance Relationships Work

👀 Meeting IRL for the First Time

💣 Even Tougher Love

💞 Clarity On Consent

🫶🏽 How To (Actually) Be A Good Ally

🔥 How To Talk Dirty Without Giving Someone The Ick