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In a world divided by...a lot, there’s one thing we can all agree on – dating apps suck. But unless your friends in relationships/situationships/ spaceships/ whatever suddenly reveal where all the eligible singles have been hiding, we’re stuck with only one option: panic-swiping on dating apps at 1am.

 

We’re so excited to show you what we have up our weird little sleeves. We can’t guarantee you’ll find your soulmate, but we’ll make the journey exponentially less soul-sucking.

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So f*ck it, let's date like goblins.